Political analysis
Immigration and the American Dream
- By James Fish
- May 19, 2007
The Pilgrims are coming! The Pilgrims are coming!
Americans faced their first immigration crisis. The year was 1601. You can blame it all on Pocahontas. She placed her pretty little head between John Smith and the war hammer that was about to crush his head like an egg hit with a Plymouth Rock. With tears in her eyes, she cried out, “Daddy don’t kill this man.” Like all fathers, with a teen-aged daughter, Chief Wahusunacock, couldn’t turn down her plea. He granted amnesty and allowed the small group of illegal immigrants to stay.
The small group of immigrants soon began bringing their relatives, friends and neighbors to America. The small stream turned into a torrent. The newcomers demanded they’re right to live as they did in their native land. Multi-culturalism became their motto. They refused to assimilate with the Americans. Most refused to learn the native language, preferring their own. They took the American’s jobs, stole their property, and brought disease to the land. The Americans dropped like flies, communities were devastated, many Americans sickened and died.
The white-eyed, forked-tongued devils were not content to stay in their ghettos. They spread westward displacing the Americans by force, fire and brimstone.
Split into competing political factions, Americans could not agree on how to deal with these interlopers. It was gridlock, and the immigrants took advantage of the political turmoil, demanding citizenship. Finally a compromise was made and those already in this beautiful land were allowed to stay. “No more” said the Americans, but the white tide continued. Eventually the real Americans were outnumbered and the aliens controlled America.
As soon as they gained control, the immigrants proclaimed they were the real Americans, and killed, or drove the original Americans into concentration camps. Thus, ended Americans first immigration crisis. For the first Americans, the American dream came to a sad and bitter end. They became strangers in a strange land.
James E. Fish is a retired Journalist, Political Commentator, Poker Dealer and Card Room Manager. His bovine scatology can also be viewed at Helium and TheFarOutFish Files.
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Hilarious! Indeed we are proof that allowing a flood of immigrants at any one given time is disasterous for an established nation. We must learn from the indians that we slaughtered….we must not become the modern day indians now must we?!
551 days ago by BustaMove
The white man is a wild beast who must be restrainted. He’s a virus that you cannot let spread to other lands as he will certianly try to dominate. Of course, then there’s those pesky chinese…...
548 days ago by BummedOutCharlie
Ah! I see more people afflicted with Bush Displacement Syndrome Enjoy the trip
548 days ago by James E. Fish