Political analysis
Ann Coulter Isn't Funny And I Think She Might Be Robocop
- By Andy The Intern
- March 13, 2007
It’s happened. Someone is a two-time Douche Bag of the Week recipient. And who better to be awarded the honor than someone we all wish was given the shocker using cattle prods or at least a few rusty railroad spikes?*
Ann Coulter this past week, while not doubling for Robocop, made a joke about Presidential candidate John Edwards, loosely refering to him as a “faggot.” I understand she was trying to be funny. But here’s the thing: Ann Coulter is not, and has never been, funny.
It’s not because she’s a Republican and Democrats are the targets of said jokes. It’s because they’re really stupid jokes and they require about as much skill to create as someone telling Black jokes at a Klan rally. Or Bush jokes at a hippie festival or the Academy Awards. It’s just not impressive.
She’s been out of the spotlight for a while, and she’s a whore for scandalous attention. She reminds me of people (we all know) who answer questions like you are an idiot for asking them and the answer is so obvious. She also reminds me of Robocop.
She’s an attractive blond Republican woman, and right-wing males would personally abort a homosexual, low-income, Middle Eastern, Islamic baby to get in her pants. I guess that means they’re equally attracted to Robocop.**
If she was not particularly attractive, she would be writing poetry about getting in touch with her recently “shocked” vagina and not the empty, stomach-growling diatribe she obviously writes shortly after conversing with her cat-filled apartment.
Ann Coulter, you’re just embarrassing yourself. And you’re one Douche Bag of the Week away from a hat trick. Keep it up. Douche.
Ann Coulter approaching Mach 1…
*I apologize, excuse me, that’s not right. It should read “barbed-wire-wrapped rusty railroad spikes.”
**Okay, third link’s the charm. I can’t stress this enough. The resemblance is uncanny.
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I gather you don’t like Ann Coulter? Don’t pay attention to her. She is best watched with the sound turned off.
618 days ago by James E. Fish
Hot blondes, who cares if they’re republican, democrat, libertarian, fascists…
I’m joking… don’t take it so seriously, and I did laugh at the article…
618 days ago by JP
Jesus, she does look like Robocop! I never understand why people think this trick is attractive. She is hardly attractive. What kind of mirror monster must you be to think this half man cyber-cop is good looking?
617 days ago by BrowBeater