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- June 2008
- 30: Veepstakes
- 30: The Audacity of Arrogance
- 25: What is Conservatism?
- 25: Life Outside The Beltway
- 16: Tim Russert: Enough Already!
- 13: Environmentalists Orchestrating Our Oil Woes
- 13: Obama's First 100 Days
- 03: Denial of the Fittest
- 01: Conservatives, Take Back Your Party!
- May 2008
- 28: Crocodile Tears And Cow Farts
- 28: Goldilocks and the Republican Party
- 27: Top Twenty Reasons Hillary Clinton Should Stay in the Race
- 23: Obama: Hey There, Sweetie...
- 23: What Are We Waiting For?
- 19: Everybody Knows about Dick Cheney
- 14: Open Season On The Clinton Scandals?
- 14: Obama's Unsavory Endorsements
- 02: Hillary Wins Big In O'Reilly Interview
- 01: When Will We Admit the Truth About Barack Obama?
- 01: Wright Wing Conspiracy
- April 2008
- 29: Save the Dinosaurs
- 29: Obama's Crotch Itch Problem
- 27: Evil Oil Companies?
- 27: POST PENNSYLVANIA PRIMARY PUNDITRY
- 27: The Great Ecconimic Stimulous Package Scam
- 20: Who's Your Daddy?
- 20: The Most Powerful People in America
- 15: Unfair and Unbalanced
- 14: Daddy Obama Understands
- 09: HELP! Could I get a Bailout, please?
- 05: Sometimes Nothing is the Right Thing to Do
- March 2008
- 31: Open Letter to John McCain
- 29: Cultural Affirmative Action
- 29: POLITICS AREN’T US
- 29: It's Not About Race, Rev. Wright
- 29: I AM A LIAR! IS PRESIDENT BUSH?
- 24: What About the Jews?
- 24: What It's All About...
- 24: Taking a Toll on the People
- 24: God Damn The Right
- 24: Are You An Authentic White?
- 19: THE GOVERNOR, THE HOOKER & THE FEDS. Big Brother would be proud.
- 19: HINTS ON HOW TO COVER THE HISTORIC 08 CANDIDACIES
- 17: Guilt by Assimilation
- 16: 50 suggestions for John McCain's VP Shortlist
- 14: White Racism
- 14: Nuclear Terrorism -- Coming Soon
- 09: Why Most Voters Shouldn’t Vote
- 09: HILLARY CLINTON: UNDEAD
- 03: Please, Shut up.
- 03: Economic Histrionics
- 01: Protectionism isn't Patriotic
- February 2008
- 29: The Shame Of Hussein
- 28: LUMPY & HUCKY
- 27: Conservatism is Dead; Long Live Conservatism?
- 27: Eating the Rich
- 25: God Bless Ralph Nader
- 21: Delusional Hope: The Obama Rapture
- 20: Pandora, Peter Pan, and the Pied Piper
- 18: All Sex, All The Time
- 12: Sacrificing Israel
- 11: The Wrath of McCain
- 09: Libertarian at Home, Conservative Abroad
- 08: Not-So Super Tuesday
- 08: There are Worse Things than McCain -- Really!
- 05: An Open Letter To The Obamaniacs
- 05: Ron Paul: Monkeywrenching the System
- 04: Super Fat Tuesday
- 04: Leveraging Diversity the Right Way
- 03: It's Still About the Oil, Stupid.
- 02: The Supreme Court Takes On the Second Amendment
- January 2008
- 29: Traffic Jam on the Highway to Hell
- 29: A Shyster, A Socialist and a Man of Color
- 29: What's the Opposite of a RINO?
- 29: Democratic Slap Fight
- 27: Hillary Care
- 26: The Evolution of Evil
- 23: Out of Style: John Edwards & Timing
- 22: Trying to Kill the Immigration Card
- 22: Huckleberry and the Will of God
- 22: Ron Paul: False Gods Create False Hope
- 18: Switching Teams: I Want To Be A Progressive
- 18: Balkanizing Ronald Reagan
- 16: Media Wars: The Race for the American Mind
- 16: Don’t Believe the Enemy’s Propaganda
- 13: God Hates Women
- 12: The Case for School Uniforms
- 10: Differences Between Liberals & Conservatives
- 10: Hillary Clinton: Shadows Trump Hope
- 08: IOWA- its winner- tastic!
- 06: The Church of Huck
- 05: Hillary: The Plastic Lady
- 05: 9/11 Truth Manifesto
- 04: Culling the Herd
- 04: Change Yes, Ron Paul No
- 02: A Free Market Approach to Illegal Immigration
- December 2007
- 31: Hillary's "Experience"
- 25: TOP TEN COMEDIC POLITICAL NEWS STORIES OF 2007
- 17: Al Gore Opens Mouth, Increases Carbon Footprint
- 14: Hillary Clinton: Looks Count
- 13: How Free Are We Really?
- 11: Saving The World
- 09: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Disappoints
- 06: Made In China
- 02: UnCAIRing for Savage: Muslem Group Attacks Talk Radio Host
- 02: The Not So Almighty Dollar
- 01: No End In Sight
- November 2007
- 26: First Woman, First Black, First Latino, or First Honest President?
- 20: Because She's a Woman
- 19: David Horowitz's 'Restoration Weekend' Gets 5 Stars
- 18: Membership to the Nuclear Club
- 17: The Last Founder Standing
- 15: Stereotyping 101
- 12: My Mother Is A Feminist
- 10: The Grand Delusion of a Two Party System
- 08: Dr. Watson: The Thinking Man's Bigot
- 02: Rehab for Conservative Perverts
- October 2007
- 29: Iraq: The Folly of Deifying Democracy
- 29: Regarding Cuba: By Ron Paul
- 29: Ron Paul Reality Check
- 24: De-Privatizing Socialized Health Care
- 22: Is this Kings Dream?
- 22: Can We Please Define “Racism”?
- 21: Al Gore & The Blue Sky Theory
- 20: Democrats and Media Sabotage War Effort
- 18: Good, Evil & God
- 18: Illegal Immigration Spurs Constitutional Amendment
- 17: In The Kingdom of Fear
- 15: George vs. Geneva
- 14: Nobel Surprise
- 11: Un-American San Francisco Supervisors Condemn Michael Savage
- 08: Ashes to Ashes: It's a Smokers Choice
- 07: Christianity: GOD’S ONLY PARTY
- 07: Who Wants to be an Imperial Occupier?
- 05: Time to Boycott Voting
- 01: Banning Boyhood
- September 2007
- 28: Free speech ain't free. Oh wait a minute. Yeah, it is.
- 28: NeoCons & The Interminable Illusion of Indignation
- 28: No Illegals, no Burritos.
- 24: When Hypocrisy is a Good Thing
- 22: Next Step to 9/11 Justice
- 19: Where Is A Good Liberal When You Need One?
- 18: The Official Twelve Step Program For Liberals
- 14: The Anti-Islamist Manifesto
- 11: Gonzo Boogie -- Easy as ABC
- 08: REPUBLICANS GONE WILD 2
- 06: The World According to Hillary
- 05: America's Boogeyman
- 05: An inconvenient Douche
- 03: Ah, Democracy, We Hardly Knew Ye...
- 03: What About The Constitution?
- 03: Homo-expect-us: Imposing Values on Christians
- August 2007
- 24: Saying Bye Bye to Rove
- 21: Teaching Communism to Our Children in Seattle
- 20: Releasing Wolves Among Sheep, Freeing the Guantanamo Detainees is Just Plain Wrong
- 20: Race-baiting Politician Attacks Michael Savage
- 01: Americans Stuck In Political Stupor
- 01: Something Happened on 9-11
- July 2007
- 23: Doctors Attempt to Locate George Bush's Head
- 19: Nigger vs. The N-Word
- 16: Scooter Skates
- 11: America’s Timidity at War in the 21st Century
- 09: The Atomic Bazaar. Genie is out of the bottle.
- 08: Senator Specter Fights for Constitution
- 07: The Manly Mr. Edwards
- 07: Boss-Man Dick
- 05: STRIKE THE ROOT!
- 05: July 4th... For Those Who Actually Remember It
- 02: Free Speech From the Mouths of Babes?
- 02: Dear Libertarians, Enough Kidding Around
- June 2007
- 29: Thanks for Dick Cheney
- 28: Global Warming. It’s the sun not the son.
- 25: Those Lazy Iraqis
- 25: Political Attention Deficit Disorder – New Psychiatric Condition
- 21: Americans Unready to Revolt, Despite Revolting Conditions
- 21: DARTING SQUIRTERS
- 20: You can take your guns to town son
- 20: NBC Accuses Pentagon of Using Less Safe Body Armor… But is it?
- 20: Is Left's 'Bile' All Bush/Rush Limbaugh's Fault?
- 14: Feminist Meltdown
- 12: PARIS HILTON PAYS FOR GEORGE BUSH’S SINS
- 11: Think Political Parties Are Destroying America? Thank the 17th Amendment!
- 05: Getting the Government the Third World Deserves
- 02: The Evils of Lesser Evil Voting
- 02: NOT YOUR SPECIES MONKEY BOY
- 02: UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE RISES FROM THE DEAD
- 02: Damn American Culture, It's All About The 'Latino' Vote
- 02: Where for art thou WMD?
- 01: Hill Songs
- May 2007
- 30: Immigration: Solutions, Not Excuses
- 29: Politicians. You Get What You Deserve
- 29: Our country, Wrong or Right – Honor Whether We Agree or Not
- 29: Battle of the Network Stars
- 24: Another Anti-Gun Column Filled With Lies
- 24: Why They Won’t Assimilate
- 22: You Got to Love Dick
- 21: Democracy American Style
- 21: Dems Positioned to Create Permanent Underclass
- 19: Immigration and the American Dream
- 19: Thank You Sgt. Padgett
- 19: It's Time to Question Their Patriotism
- 18: The Center Of Tenet's Book: Lies
- 15: The Real Immigration Threat
- 14: Bush Displacement Syndrome
- 09: When We Forget to Remember...
- 08: WTO Internet Gambling, Antigua Two, U.S. Zip
- 08: RUDY GUILIANI: A FOUNDING FATHER
- 06: A Penny For Your CO2
- 02: Pass Me the Fatty
- 02: Top 5 historical facts of the U.S democratic party
- 02: Can't Touch This
- 02: Extolling the Female Tongue
- 02: Does Violence Have to be Taught?
- 02: Marxist to the Left, Fascists to the Right. What’s a country to do?
- 02: Iran Yawns at US Invasion
- April 2007
- 24: Old Generals never die. They just talk away
- 23: President Rubber vs. Speaker Glue
- 23: Sharpton One; Imus and Whitey Zero.
- 23: What Freedom Of Speech Means To Muslims (Part II)
- 19: Inconvenient Truth: Liberals & Criminals Prefer You Unarmed
- 18: The Loser From Virginia Tech
- 17: Douche Bag On a Rampage
- 17: Pelosi's Democracy: One Nation, Two Governments, Two State Departments
- 11: Secret Service Grills 14 Year-Old Domestic Terrorist
- 10: The Truth Spin: Bush & Iraq
- 09: YIKES SPYKES
- 04: The Liberal View of Patriotism
- 02: BIG MOUTHS AND BLOW-DRIED MINDS
- 01: Surviving at the Pleasure of the President
- 01: As the Wheels Fall Off...
- 01: Menace in Seat 36F
- March 2007
- 30: Does God Make Fairies?
- 30: The $100 Billion Globaloney-Warming money grab
- 22: The Resurrection of Al Gore
- 20: Democracy Dreaming
- 18: REFLECTIONS OF A REAL AMERICAN
- 17: 20 Things That Should Happen Before Scooter Libby Is Pardoned
- 13: Ann Coulter Isn't Funny And I Think She Might Be Robocop
- 09: New Mexico Get Ready, a Plague's a Comin
- 09: Lost in the Lust of Werewolves
- 03: Iraq and Yugoslavia, similar problems, similar dangers
- 02: Rudolph Giuliani? What Were We Talking About?
- 01: You Just Might Be a Liberal
- 01: Global Warming: Science Schmiance
- 01: The Arab & The Jew
- 01: Breaking News! Hillary Sleeps With “Obscene” Profiteer!
- 01: Law Of Attraction: Clinton, Biden Blame Bush, but are Just As Responsible for War in Iraq
- 01: Americans Are Illiterate and Innumerate, But Unionized Teachers Are “Criminally Low Paid”
- February 2007
- 23: Toward a More Savage Nation
- 19: Fox News: One Step Away From The "Got Your Nose" Game
- 18: The Reality of Iraq
- 17: The Temperature Also Rises
- 17: Gun Control? How About Crime Control Instead?
- 15: Happy President's Day
- 15: The Road to Liberty is paved by the Constitution
- 15: CHIMPS IN A ZOO CAGE
- 07: Keep Your Political Faith and Still Dissent
- 07: Twenty-Four Years Later, It’s “Star Wars” to the Rescue
- 04: Various Middle Finger Waving Moon Man Lite-Brites Terrorize Boston
- 04: It’s not about the crime. It’s about the cover-up, stupid.
- 04: The Barker and the Shill
- 01: New Age Of Feminism
- 01: Imperfect Presidents
- 01: America-Land of the Soft & Weak
- 01: Faith Of Our Folly
- 01: Let’s Talk About the Butterflies and the Bees
- 01: People Who Can't Grasp The Concept Of A Parking Spot
- 01: The Shots Heard Around The World
- 01: "Freedom" of Speech or "Fairness" of Speech?
- January 2007
- 27: Liberal Defeatists
- 27: NO WAY IN -- NO WAY OUT...
- 17: Calling it "Gay Marriage" makes it so
- 16: Should Martin Luther King Day Be a National Holiday?
- 16: Are Our Environmental Issues a Result of our Psychic Clutter?
- 15: Troop Surge In Iraq Will Deepen Quagmire
- 10: Mitt Romney: A Massachusetts Liberal for President
- 05: Minneapolis-St. Paul To Get Tough With Muslim Hacks Who Refuse Service To Passengers On “Religious” Grounds
- 04: Why We Fight
- 04: Douche Bag of The Week: Pessimists
- 01: Gayness & Equality
- 01: Atheism & the Declaration of Independence
- 01: What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love & Understanding?
- 01: WILL STINKY CUT THE BIG ONE?
- 01: One Down, Two More To Go
- 01: From the Mouth of An Iraqi
- December 2006
- 19: The Night Before <Insert Politically Correct Holiday>
- 19: Paying in Blood for Liberal Arrogance.
- 18: McCain’s Mutiny
- 14: Jesus And Mohammed Were Schizophrenics
- 12: War on Christmas? YES!
- 10: Could The Second Amendment Be Expunged From The Constitution?
- 07: For The Good Of The Children?
- 01: Iraq Study Group – Calling Thomas Jefferson
- 01: I am a Patriot & A LIBERAL
- 01: Iran’s Maneuvers and the Shahab Missiles
- 01: You Are Being Politically Manipulated
- 01: The 10 Most Ridiculous things About the Midterm Elections
- 01: Douche Bag of the Week: Joe Lieberman
- 01: November 8 Time to Deliver the Goods
- 01: Those Six Imams Are All Terrorists
- November 2006
- 23: CA City May Ban Smoking At Home
- 15: Irony Is Not Just A River In Egypt
- 12: Douche Bag of the Week: 2006 Election Edition
- 12: It's the War Stupid
- 11: Meet a great American: Sgt. Paul Ray Smith
- 09: Multiculturalism Has Its Limits
- 07: What does the world think about the U.S election results?
- October 2006
- 31: Kerry Thinks Servicemen Are Retarded
- 30: Recognizing the Rights of Non-Voters
- 25: Bush is Responsible for Everything!
- 25: 10 Steps to Keeping Uncle Naughty Fingers Away From Your Kids
- 25: Voters Hate Fags
- 25: Immigration-Schmigration
- 25: Assimilate to Islam or Else
- 25: STRAIGHT TALK FROM COWBOY COUNTRY
- 24: Does God Need The Pledge Of Allegiance?
- 22: Liberal Radio Take II: HE'S B-A-A-A-A-C-K...
- 16: Tackling Partial Birth Abortion
- 13: The Madness of King Us
- 07: TCMP Obtains Foley/Page Transcript
- 07: Should Rumsfeld go?
- 06: Forget The Middle East And Their Oil
- 04: Mark Foley Bangs Boys Because of Booze?
- 01: George Washington Comes Back From The Dead To Check On Us
- September 2006
- 29: Bush Gets No Love
- 28: FOOL'S GOAL
- 28: An Open Letter to 7-Eleven
- 28: $315 Billion and Counting...
- 22: Where Have all the Cowboys gone?
- 22: We Fight Them Over There So We Don’t Have To Fight Them Over Here?
- 22: Religion of Peace: Except when they’re Busy Practicing Killing People
- 22: Freedom vs. Security
- 22: Terrorists Need to go Old School
- 22: Bush's Flawed Logic
- 22: George Bush - The Not So Promise Keeper
- 22: Rummey Gets it Ass Backwards
- 17: Why I Hate the French
- 16: The UN Gangbang
- 10: BREAKING NEWS: Daghbad Orphange Tragedy
- 09: 9.11 Resurrected
- 09: Iraq, Saddam & al-Qaida
- 08: Let Capitalism Run Airport Security - 5 Steps to Cleaning it up
- 08: TITLE MATCH UP OF THE WORLD!!!
- 08: The Reason Why I "Lean Left"
- 08: IMPEACHMENT: WHAT IF WE DON'T?
- 08: Support Our Unborn Troops
- 08: No One Has The Right To Board A Plane Wearing A T-Shirt With Arabic Lettering
- 08: The Mexican Role as "The Fifth Columnist" in America
- 08: What happens when you burn an American Flag?
- 08: America: The Midnight Train to Nowhere
- 08: NSA Craps on Civil Liberties!
- 07: Memories of 9/11: How conservatives are abusing our loss against higher education
- 07: The Greed Whore$ Cling to Thier God
- August 2006
- 08: Thomas Jefferson– Part I
