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liberal
Rehab for Conservative Perverts
First he pleads guilty, then he takes it back. Senator Larry Craig wants it both ways, and it’s not the first time. The number of right wing hypocrite pervs is growing every day. It seems there’s one every time you turn around, especially in a stall. It is estimated that there are as many as eleven million right wing hypocrite pervs (RWHPs) in the United States.
November 02, 2007 -
liberal
Who Wants to be an Imperial Occupier?
What an under appreciated quagmire, this Iraq clusterfuck is. It’s increasingly safe nowadays to say, without any substantial background statistics, that “[insert previous month] has been the most violent month since the war began.”
October 07, 2007 -
liberal
America's Boogeyman
9/11 really changed everything. Before, the news covered some events of genuine importance. Now, Americans are subjected to a constant deluge of “holy crap”-style terrorism coverage.
September 05, 2007 -
liberal
An inconvenient Douche
Does Gore deserve the kind of respect he’s been getting from the left, or is he more deserving of the contempt that Michael Moore leveled at Wolf Blitzer?
September 05, 2007 -
liberal
Dear Libertarians, Enough Kidding Around
July 02, 2007 -
liberal
Those Lazy Iraqis
June 25, 2007 -
liberal
Battle of the Network Stars
May 29, 2007 -
conservative
Iran Yawns at US Invasion
May 02, 2007 -
liberal
President Rubber vs. Speaker Glue
April 23, 2007 -
conservative
The Truth Spin: Bush & Iraq
April 10, 2007 -
liberal
Menace in Seat 36F
April 01, 2007 -
liberal
McCain’s Mutiny
December 18, 2006 -
liberal
The 10 Most Ridiculous things About the Midterm Elections
December 01, 2006 -
liberal
10 Steps to Keeping Uncle Naughty Fingers Away From Your Kids
October 25, 2006 -
liberal
The Madness of King Us
October 13, 2006 -
liberal
Terrorists Need to go Old School
September 22, 2006 -
liberal
Rummey Gets it Ass Backwards
September 22, 2006 -
liberal
Support Our Unborn Troops
September 08, 2006
